What a great day. I've never been so happy.
Why am I so happy? I just found out that anybody, I mean anybody can win the Nobel Peace Prize. It turns out that you don't need to have any actual accomplishments under your belt to win the prestigious $1.4 million prize. So I'm going to get it.
How am I going to get it? I'm going to follow in our most recent winners' footsteps and talk about how I think the world could be better. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not even going to plan to do anything.
So, if you're interested in my progress please visit mikesbidforthenobelpeaceprize.blogspot.com for up-to-the-minute updates.
Now, I just need to wait for Steve Buschemi to win "Sexiest Man Alive" so I can begin my bid for that.
2 years ago